Sunday, November 30, 2008

my reviews!

yes yes i did it!
I WATCHED TWILIGHT! XD
and ended up watching with my sister, brrr.

well, people's belief on how the book always beats the movie? it's unfortunately true. the movie aint that bad, just, not UHMPH enough larh compared to the book? it didnt leave much impact on me either, besides the fact that i'm swooning over edward cullen/alice cullen/carlisle/victoria -gasps- of course, that's the best part! haha.

but i still think the movie can be improved, if they make me the director duh! i'll

1. replace bella swan with someone more feminine and fragile-looking. who else fits? -no one in hollywood sadly- myself, then. HAHAHA, dont shoot me please.
2. warn robert pattinson not to smile too much because i think he looks scary when he does and it spoils my admiration towards him and un-spike his hair.
3. portray edward's ability to read minds, hence by showing the voices he can hear or the voice he's focusing on.
4. REPLACE JACOB BLACK FULL STOP to someone with STRAIGHT REBONDED LONG HAIR larrrh. curly long hair's so disgusting for a guy larh, y'agree?
5. reduce the daftness in mike newton.
6. make mike newton court bella more, say, aggressively and forceful?
7. direct bella to fall and slip more often because she DOESNT seem clumsy at all in the movie. more of cautious. SEE AGAIN, i AM the definition of clumsy. =D

i believe the movie will hit the hollywood record in no time, that's if, i'm the director of course.

so my favourite characters!!! XDXD i love this part!

#1. none other than edward cullen himself of course! okay see what i mean bout unspiking his hair? he looks so much, so much better like this. and if he could keep his solemn face like that all the time, ahhh~

i'll faint in the cinema for you. yes, the director fainting in the cinema. what's your problem.

-can't find a decent picture of her but this, sorry-
I LOVE HER VOICE. it's, exactly what i was expecting from a musical, honey, velvet voice. she's freaking hot nonetheless, goes best with jasper. just perfecto! XD

he stunned me when he first appeared in the hospital. i feel like becoming a nurse now.

both my sis and i are in love with victoria. she's the villain, but she's too hot for one don't ya think! okay my sister loves her because she wears that furry thing all the time. well, i loveee her blond honey curls. :D

i can't waittt to get hold of eclipse. gaaahhh. suetlinggg, let's meet now larh. i need eclipse! my life feels empty without edward cullen now =(

oh yeah. this will also be the last time im watching a movie with my sister. she was utmost annoying in the cinema, after the movie, at home and everywhere! i was bugged by one hundred million questions about the movie for two freaking straight hours and trying not to make her burst with grumpyness with my lack of enthusiasm when answering. horror.

during the movie,

sis: what is edward?
not who, but WHAT. 8 years old. sheesh.

after the movie,

sis: how did james die?
me: YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE TOO RIGHT!
sis: i closed my eyes that time, SCARED.


-faints-


oh yeah, here's some lame pics for your eyes to see and your mouth to laugh (if it's funny at all). took it when i was plain bored.



i'm so lame i can die sometimes.

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