Monday, December 29, 2008

babysitting

is the worst job on earth, totally incomparable with.. say, a toilet fees collector* (i made that up hee~). unless you get a good kid who obeys you like a faithful o'dog, which is one in a gazillion billion, pick to be a toilet fees collector. you get to rest your spine comfortably like what, 12 hours a day, and there'll be pencuci tandas so you don't have to worry sitting right beside the stench. your nose will get used to that smell anyway. you get to count coins, maybe snip a few into your pocket (how the hell would your manager know the amount of people going to the toilet? cctv?). as for being a nanny, you gotta feed the child more than yourself, 'cause when the child is famished, the last image that is going to stay with you till heaven is a crying face. next, safety prospect. need i explain further? the child falls, cries, plaster the injury, still crying -- pain, sounding, fired. see, if you are really desperate, be a toilet fees collector.

i'm not BIASED towards nanny or even a toilet fees collector, i'm just voicing that if i were given a choice, it's no no to babysitting.

*subject to vary among any other occupation except babysitting.

i wont come up with such random topic if i did not experience it myself. yesss, todayy. four dennis the menace.


alright my blog needs some colours.. here's


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