i'm smoking hot.

i still smell like smoke, despite countless of thorough showers. because

no la not because of this, haha!
we first thought kim's house was on FIRE. =S
anyway, go on reading and you'll find out why and how.

yay i finally get to wear this pair of shades! was forced to take it off when we reached sungai merab, kajang because they said i look like a housefly/some stupid insect. and no one wore shades there, apparently, despite the blazing sun.

YES A SEJARAH TEXTBOOK. scroll down to see who's the kiasu.

ALYSHA JAYKANT.

accompanied by nurul and kim. i brought mine too but barely touched it. used it to cover the sunlight. seeee who's kiasu now? you people can start calling me the de-kiasu one, thanks.

she can sleep anywhere, in any position. like this.
ps. don't cause a riot in my cbox, ask me nicelyyy to delete this. =)

we reached later than we're supposed to but oh well, HELLO KAJANG. satey kajang, yum yum! (okay they didn't stop at satey kajang yus, i thought, i really thought they would..)


okay so first of all, kim, nurul, afzan, kim and i attended this one-day camp organised by sbu for all the badan beruniform. haha, bet you didn't know i'm a renjer permaisuri. the uniform's overly hideous and i still havent buy my 7 proud badges yet, just you wait. someday, i'll turn up in green to school.

first activity was to set up the strongest and most stable tent which will stay in its still position regardless of turnado, tsunami, el-nino, earthquake.. our team managed to set up the tent very fast because the leader has done it before. so i just stood there like a dumbo, but now I CAN SET UP A TENT like pro yo! give me one and it'll be done in no time. ;D

anyway i dont like my group =(

second activity was the jungle trekking. at first we started off by walking on this 1 kilometre or so 70 degree cement road, which wasn't that bad because it's cemented, after all - pacat-free! boy was i wrong, the ending was just the beginning. HA-HA-HA. i tell you, this is one of the toughest trekking i've ever done. one slip and you'll end up rolling and dead in front of alamanda shopping centre, putrajaya. SEE, SO SERIOUS. we all survived, clap clap clap clap!!!!

those are not just ferns, harmless pretty ferns. they're ferns with thorns. and haha, how did i manage to track along that path again?

i buttoned up, sheesh. till someone told me that pacat's not able to climb up to your body, just your legs and arms. =)

i thought my leg was attacked by what, 5 pacats because it was sooo itchy but i didnt dare to see it. ignorant is bliss, as phrased by mr. ringo. but lucky us, no one got it because hell, THE PLACE WAS NOT EVEN MUDDY IN THE FIRST PLACE. HAHAHAHAHA.

in the middle of nowhere. kim's able to force a smile in front of the camera, however, before and after the shot she looked like this:

the i-feel-like-dying-i-can't-freaking-stand-this-anymore-i-just-wanna-go-home-and-sleep-on-my-bed look.
ps. do not again, cause a riot in my cbox. ask me politelyyyy. =)

okay seriously, nurul was being this obsessive mad photographer during the jungle trekking, which somehow annoys me because she can just STOP in the middle of a narrow pathway and starts taking pictures. =.=

SAFETY FIRST LA, OKAYYYY SAYANG? passion SHOULD come second!

see see, i told you. this was what the mad photographer/nurul did:

1. OHMYGOD I MUST TAKE THIS PICTURE.

2. search for the best angle.
3. micro/macro/whatever, then snap the picture.

4. admire the picture from the camera with a indescribable, satisfied grin of hers.

after 2 hours of really tiring trekking, we were finally back to square one - the cement road. and this time, it's 70 degrees DOWNWARDS. your kinetic energy increases because of the high potential energy, resulting in a fast motion downwards and less force required. :D

never felt so happy to taste plain water. in the jungle, the commander said there'll be AIR AKAR and everyone gets to drink when we reach this certain area. my thought of air akar was - a puddle of clean fresh water under the roots of a huge tree trunk. HAHA, WRONG, YET AGAIN. they started cutting this thin trunk and passed around to everyone, and each person gets like ONE TEARDROP of water only (tasted really sweet though), BUT ONE FREAKING DROP. i think my body can dissipate it in 0.0001 seconds. =.=

third activity was called mini survivor; each group's provided with one box of matches, raw chicken, knife and sticks. mission: cook the chicken and build a gadget to serve them to the testers.

i actually thought they'd give us like REAL LIFE CHICKEN, which is still CUCKOOING and running their heads about, and we have to chop their heads off while they're still CUCKOOING with the knife provided. also, skin them alive. NIGHTMARE, I TELL YOU.

luckily, i was just being imaginative again. stupid me.

yes i came up with the idea of wrapping pandan leaves around the chicken. weee, QUITE domestic you can say. =)

had no time to actually wait for the chickens to cook thoroughly, so i was smart - i BURNT them straight with fire instead of waiting for the heat to cook the chickies. IT WORKED, somehow. =)

we named it ayam singa, because our group name's singa. so lame so lame. our ayam singa tasted like FUIYOH, better than kenny rogers or kfc's fried chicken. no joke weh.

and this is our gadget, which was used to serve the chickies to the tasters. puan sareah and puan halimahtus LOVED our ayam singa! XD puan izzati took the half-cooked chicken by accident (i tried to stop her but she put it into her mouth already!), then she started 'scolding' and took her group's chicken and let each one of us to try. =.=

puan izzati: masak kan? cukup rasa kan? sedap kan?
me: yeh cikgu yeh, nak cuba kita punya lagi? saya ambilkan yang MASAK punya.

puan izzati: eeeee semua tak masak la! TAK NAK LA.

i have NO IDEA why she merajuk-ed.

the lions aka singas. roarrrr~

nurul.



till now, i have no idea which is charlotte and which is aimee. fralalalala~

we also played "pikachu" and "concentration" during break time with some of the form 5s (bonding!). kim sucks in both lalalala~


sigh, the only disappointment there - the food.
they served beef only with some vegetable for lunch. those who don't eat beef have to substitute it with egg. imagine EGG with rice and vegetables, after jungle trekking. the big eater says NOT ENOUGH ESSENTIAL PROTEINS!

mi-ke-leh! bluek you 'concentration' queen.

subashini, the renjer queen.

aimee/charlotte. lalala.

aimee/charlotte. fralalala.

okay, both wears braces too. hurrrm. help me to identify, people!

mr.ringo!


weeee, i'm back with my shades!

WATCH THIS VIDEO!


the both of them PRETENDED to sleep whenever anyone looks back to see who's singing because the entire bus was awfully quiet. we brought lotsa happiness, didn't we?

okay, i gotta go sleep now. took me 1 hour to publish this post, so you people better comment or i'm shutting down miss-eilyk. hmpppph.

ps. i still smell like smoke because i had to make sure the stupid fire was big enough to cook the chickies with only 2 helpers while the rest were meddling with their phones. hum dee dum.