my mom adores owl city too wtf.

I TAGGGGG HIM FIRSTTTTTT

my driving instructor

has three frequently used words.

CLUTCH!
GEAR!
SIGNAL!

yesssss giving signals is like my biggest problem so far and i change lanes the moment i put on one, in which they'll fail me as "menukar laluan secara mendadak". =S i cannot be complimented too because once he said my tiga penjuru was "SMART" then i tried for the second time and failed miserably because i was too flattered by the previous comment.



my instructor is spontaneously funny to the point where i actually hit one of the cones for a short guffaw. it all started when he yawned watching me balancing and feeling the clutch by driving the way i depicted in the picture above. he then beckoned me to stop. i thought i did a mistake. but no i was perfect he said, he just wanted to take something out from the car.

i blinked as he retrieved a parang from the backseat =.= i was like, sei lor, this is it.

"takpe, continue lah!"

he was cutting down a cane tree.

"nak tebu? sedap!"

O.O then boom i knocked down a cone.


once, his friend said "waaaa, pelajar awak orang JEPUN ke?" he then swiftly glanced my way and went "ALIGATO!" -beaming-

my instructor's also obsessed with siti nurhaliza i think. because whenever we pass by her cinderella mansion, he'll go like "kamu rasa siti tu dah belajar memandu ke? saya boleh ajar dia tau..."

he was also an army. he quitted because he's been waiting for a war for way too long X.X

enough bout him, i really am not obsessed. i think i'm just very thankful that i didnt get one who sweet talks chinese girls/gatal/meraba2. yeahhh.



i may be able to communicate well with people but not with drivers. i missed a "u" turn for being too cowardly HAHA. in short, i'm a big time coward on road.


look on the brighter side, i drove from bkt antarabangsa to setapak during my third lesson without killing a soul!


by february, i'll be on the road. vroooom!

fuzzy lights.

valentine's and cny fall on the same dayyyyyyy~ wooooooo!

HAIR.GOING.SHORT.PRECISELY.A.BOB.CUT.DURING.CNY!
it doesnt matter if the haircut turns tragic, i dont have a school to attend tomorrow :D

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i feeel like i've lost contact with people around me.
if, just an assumption would you please, if this blog goes down one day i guess no one i knew in the past will ever remember me anymore =S i'll keep this blog however so, just to shout out my existence to the world. bloggers are attention seeker mah. and what's facebook for honestly? hitting people around with idiotic pillows? doesnt even serve its purpose anymore, heck!


hahaha, im having this mammoth ulcer right on the "time of the month" so i do feel rather bitter at the moment. everyone's moving on.


i guess it's time i do too?
stupid ulcer.

phase 1.

the sudden hiatus huh?

no no no, not college.
not NS either, cause if that’s the case it means I broke my leg and thus sent home.

spm leavers like me only have four options. College, NS, work, wither at home. i wanted option number four, i really did. sleeping at 2am and waking up after a deeeep, long 12 hours slumber, it was deemed the perfect life until march.

so I slept, slept, and slept until I woke up one day feverish with swollen tonsils. I don’t know lah, I didn’t have much social contact for the past few weeks yet h1n1-like symptoms surfaced. and it seems like they are not going anywhere. the viruses are so lethal that even spirulina, codeine and steroids proved inferior. two weeks already. epic fail.

now I’m coughing like a donkey’s bray.

AH SORRRYYY, gone wayyyy out of topic. yeah, I’m working dude because I cannot stand lying listlessly on the couch watching television EVERYDAY. i was out of options due to the transport problem, thus inevitably became a sales assistant (keyword: GIFTS). don’t laugh at me lah. T___T


DAY ONE
truth to be told, I expected chairs. you think sales assistant/promoter very senang goyang kaki ah? likeeeeeeee oh my godddddd chairs seem to be non-existent over there, more of EXTINCT. so when my leg screamed to be bent, i would peek at the beckoning chairs accommodated outside the shop. the grass out there is always greener.

by night, i was almost sure it’s osteoporosis.

DAY TWO
i was looking forward because we actually have this individual sales + commission thing if you reach the target set. i know, kiasuism in the air all over again! but this time round it’s not about scoring 100 for add maths, the stakes are higher as you age. CASH MANIAAAAAA, BABY. The only consolation I get for having to stand 8 hours is topping the sales’ list =] i’m quite good in coaxing customerssssssss to purchase goodssssss, eleh banggaaaaaaaa pulakkkkkkkkkkkkkk tuuuuuuu.

DAY THREE
morning shift for the first time. I discovered the way I have been mopping floors all this while is totally wrong. (HAHA, like this brat in me would actually mop her own floor at home) I didn’t feel the fatigue much but I dozed off watching boys over flowers, I mean HOW COULD I HAVE LET THE FOUR HEARTTHROB DOWN?

DAY FOUR
so I mistaken the director who technically owns the franchise throughout Malaysia and Indonesia as a customer. big deal. He sternly asked a senior staff why am I not in my uniform. ho.

auntie boss eventually handed me my uniform! FINALLY! because I was wearing the last white tee I have after hours of ransacking the wardrobe. hehehehe, it’s just a normal maroon polo tee but I am contented with a body fitting one. auntie boss said M suits me better wor, though S fitted me just flawlessly. eitherway I don’t look too fat, I guess?

TODAY’s
MY OFF DAYYYYYYY. sleep deprived wei. how I missed waking up when half the day is already gone, having brunch at 4 and catching dicey business then boys over flowers on tv.


above all, i still enjoy the work. what’s a little sleep deprived and fatigue compared to life experiences as a part of growing up, right? I agree, the realm of working is permanent as soon as we graduate from U. we’re bound to it for life, there’s no way out. but I really have nothing else better to do than this because college seems repulsive to me at the moment since I’m still in the idontknowshityoustopasking state. from a zero-experience sales assistant’s point of view, no regrets totally!

embracing change.

anyone working at the moment?
i'll start mine on monday at


KLCC :D


see you when i see you? damn you dharrrrrr for getting topshop T___T
i'll be at.....
wait, i dont want you to find me there.



care to join me at edu fair on sat/sun?
parents want me to find out more about UEM. we'll make it an educational outing HAHA.

if V for Vendetta, L's for

(i thought this post was published until i checked my drafts)

six tormenting hours of battling with my eyelids!

i wouldnt mind if it's about gears clutch accelerators windshields or conveyer belts...

but that first lecturer is such a pervert! being perverted itself is rancid enough, but at the age of 71 i think it's a total disgrace. i was tooooo startled to even fall asleep as he was mocking almost everyone in the room. i see everyone was rolling their eyes too.

he said, choosing cars are like choosing women, we will know if they're a "ANAK DARA" or "JANDA" by knowing their components. then he asked a married guy whether he can differentiate an "ANAK DARA" from a "JANDA". obviously married guy obeyed. he then began his mockery at this other instructor whom he playfully added a JANDA at the back of his name because that instructor has all "JANDA" students.

wtf, total moron with a big capital L.

thank god my instructor rocks :) he listens to music at the volume of 55. and you know what he listens to? orchestra version of "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS"! HAHAHA, SO ADORABLE!

but look at the bright sideeeee... i currently hold a...


L LICENSE!

BAHAHAHAHA~ don't mix up the other capital L with this prestigious L license :)


vrooom vrooom vrooooom! i think i can start providing transport to SBU from bkt antarabangsa once i get my P since this area is so bloody secluded you can't even seek for public transport anywhere. sheng rei & sheng juen, up for a ride? -winks winks-
















oh wait... i dont have a car. busted.

it's beach time!

a day trip to pangkor on saturday :)


my hair all tangled up in a chaotic manner and boy was the sun scorching hot! my eyes are not this small, i was forced to squint okay!
and it wasnt easy to capture this picture either! hehehee~ MALAYSIA BOLEHHHH!

cousin sis and i (with bigger eyes now yay)
she's the reason we're there. supposedly to lumut only but since pangkor's a ferry away, we made a short excursion there to kill time.

lumut is so not ULU as expected. the facilities there are almost state-of-the-art and i loveee all the arts and crafts shops :D

the ferryy


THE BEACH

dad: neh, see this? it's an oyster!
us: -backs away-
dad: -SLURPS-
us: -runs-

HE ATEEEE THE OYSTERRRR RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ON THE SPOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



talk about hours and hours of frolicking in the ocean as far as the eyes can see, purely amazing! then the inevitable happened - sunburn.

T______T

some finishing touches..... and....


VOILA!

not easy to cover up his belly i tell you, it was almost an impossible task.

the small fart. well, bapa borek anak rintik right? XD too bad his other ANAK here is wise enough not to follow his footsteps because with sand comes godknowswhat dirt!

i've always hated the beach for..... the tsunami, the sunburn (though it's not really the beach's fault but), the salt, the crabs, the mistaken plastic bags as jellyfish...

but i like pangkor's a little. :)

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the YSD level 3 assessment was literally hell it turned into a deplorable tragic. nuff said. i've learnt much, thank you for the vast experience YSD. :)


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6 hourssssss tomorrowwwwwwww of clutch brakes gears accelerators seatbelts...... will be continued.

010110 (no, it's not a binary code)

wow, it's my 300th post on a new year's day. double joy!

well here's a little walk down memory lane in accordance to laine's blog.


quality's awful because i used paint. sorry. :(

yes, i'll certainly miss those moments too.


shoutout to my dearest aly!
please fight for your vegetarian rights during NS okay? get someone gutsy and courageous like me to demand for your meals. DO NOT STARVE AND SAY IT'S OKAY TO HAVE BREAD FOR DINNER, IT'S NOT OKAY. you'll need to KAWAD and you need all the proteins you can get. if you can't bear it anymore, break a leg. i mean literally! miss you and take good care, xoxo.


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resolutions... ah, screw em. all i want for the new year is straight A+ in spm and to secure a JPA scholarship to UK :) that's all will do :D


lumut tomorrow. i've been going to very odd places recently, don't ask.


cheers! ;D