HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, MY BELOVED CATPHOBIC-PANIC BUTTON-ADORABLE-TANGLED HAIR ALYSHA JAYKANT!
i'll find time for a proper birthday post soon mkay. trust me! it might take weeks but trust me!
i'm absolutely knackered. even typing at this moment is draining all the energy i have left from the oxidation of kfc earlier. it's like bulbasour has planted a leech seed on my head.
adam lambert's time for miracles really depicts my current situation. with 30 days left and SPM looming ahead, i really need my fair share of miracles now. anyway the song is really something you'd wanna hear, say, seconds before the apocalypse (prophetically 2012). it's so good that it shouldnt even matter if the world's coming to an end. LOL i'm awesome at exaggerating btw :D
screw all my study timetables for mon and tues lah. still forced to spend the whole day tomorrow finalising the school magazine at the publisher's office. we better damn well clinch that champion's title for school magazine competition man. -fingers crossed- all that slavings better be worth it haha.
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the following post may only be understood by bio students (SORRY LARH)
stumbled upon an impossible biology question on inheritance yesterday. it was about this female carrier of haemophilia deciding to get MARRIED and what should be done to avoid having haemophiliac children. well after many many schematic diagrams, i've concluded that having a haemophiliac son is inevitable. but i didnt think mrsm would set such a question if they didnt have an answer to it.
so i asked my other half.
well i had few answers on mind before calling him up for... help. (i have a very damn big ego, nuff said)
"don't get married?"
"prepare herself mentally to get a haemophiliac son and give all the moral support and mother's love she has towards him?"
"use another female's ovum? surrogate mother?"
"adopt?"
i thought my answers were CRAPPY until my significant other said
"there's only one solution to this."
"OH MY GOD, I KNEW YOU KNOW THIS! I KNEW IT!"
"biologically, she should marry a female. then problem's solved lor since female has a complete set of chromosomes!"
"........."
ROFLMAO i still think it's hilarious!
okay toodles.
i'm absolutely knackered. even typing at this moment is draining all the energy i have left from the oxidation of kfc earlier. it's like bulbasour has planted a leech seed on my head.
adam lambert's time for miracles really depicts my current situation. with 30 days left and SPM looming ahead, i really need my fair share of miracles now. anyway the song is really something you'd wanna hear, say, seconds before the apocalypse (prophetically 2012). it's so good that it shouldnt even matter if the world's coming to an end. LOL i'm awesome at exaggerating btw :D
screw all my study timetables for mon and tues lah. still forced to spend the whole day tomorrow finalising the school magazine at the publisher's office. we better damn well clinch that champion's title for school magazine competition man. -fingers crossed- all that slavings better be worth it haha.
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the following post may only be understood by bio students (SORRY LARH)
stumbled upon an impossible biology question on inheritance yesterday. it was about this female carrier of haemophilia deciding to get MARRIED and what should be done to avoid having haemophiliac children. well after many many schematic diagrams, i've concluded that having a haemophiliac son is inevitable. but i didnt think mrsm would set such a question if they didnt have an answer to it.
so i asked my other half.
well i had few answers on mind before calling him up for... help. (i have a very damn big ego, nuff said)
"don't get married?"
"prepare herself mentally to get a haemophiliac son and give all the moral support and mother's love she has towards him?"
"use another female's ovum? surrogate mother?"
"adopt?"
i thought my answers were CRAPPY until my significant other said
"there's only one solution to this."
"OH MY GOD, I KNEW YOU KNOW THIS! I KNEW IT!"
"biologically, she should marry a female. then problem's solved lor since female has a complete set of chromosomes!"
"........."
ROFLMAO i still think it's hilarious!
okay toodles.
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