I WANT A BABY MILO!

or SPONGEBOB WITH MILO!

I WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!

my chinese new year

was filled with


and also good food.
relatives whom i've not seen for a year all agreed that i got.. meatier. =S bad sign!

first day of cny in muar.
mestilah camwhore with my new clothes. :D

i'm the oldest cucu in muar.

now you believe? kids.... (there's more just not in the picture)

german cheese cake from the one and only famous cakehouse in muar. tasted superb and those kids dont like cheese, better!

boy was it windy. the kite almost pulled me upwards (lucky i'm weighty).

my dad left me alone for just 5 minutes with the kite, at least 50 metres AWAY from the trees where many many kites were stucked among the branches (which i swore never to let mine end up like them and cursed how stupid those kite-flyers were).

i'm THE stupid kite flyer.
T___________________________T i want my kite back!
tried for almost an hour but to no avail. even pleaded this very tall kor kor who i mistaken as uncle to help 'galah' the kite down =(

dharr, here are your love letters!

my belly's rich with food and a pocket full of angpaus.

spent two days there, headed back to KL, then to penang.

instead of driving through the penang bridge, we took the ferry!

nice texture of the ocean eh!

and penang we come!

love, love penang.

shopped at queensbay mall. i find it better than mid valley and klcc, no kidding.

the penangites! haha. also why i prefer penang, less kids, more teens of my age.

meet andrei lim! can talk, sing, dance, immitate and joke like shyt! he's SO going for america's got talent or something like that in future.

LU YI's my sister and ANDREI's the small guy above. note their 'wishes'.

it will never complain bout starvation cause i fed the poor thing some handsome amount of vege.

@ gurney drive. fireworks like EVERYWHERE, everyone buat bodoh playing them like they're the most legal thing on earth. one minute i was eating my (scroll down), next minute there's fireworks above our canvas.
can never find scenes like this in KL.

need i describe? XDXD

pulau tikus has the best food. best char kuey teow, best prawn mee, best curry mee, best popiah........... i dont know why my dad finds the 'best goreng tikus' joke so funny. gross.

mom: -hands angpau to my cousin-
cousin: why got rat one?!?!?!

moral of the story: recycling angpaus are not encouraged.

say hello to baby milo and baby lisa! SO ADORABLE LARH MY APES! have another version of bathing apes with super mario, i'll show some other time kay. =D

go to penang, must order "GU LENG BENG" okay folks?

our two nights free stay at berjaya hotel came to an end.
yes those are pillows. four pillows to be exact.

travelled down to taiping.

the crazy woman who shouted out WHY MY ANGPAU GOT RAT. it's annette. =)

EVERYONE said pei pei looks like my mom. she's my mom's brother's daughter, also my cousin. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE MY MOM (age is a negligible factor here)! so my dad concluded that i'll look like his big sized (darent say fab) SISTERS when i'm older.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

hahaha my favourite cousin in the kids category.

went to taiping zoo. mostly to visit my friend -- the monkeys!

they do exist y'know! zomgg and they hang out in pairs. so adorable.

this is for you, valerie!
too bad the hyenas were sleeping.. or else arhh...

i'll explain why it's funny: maybank's logo is a tiger and they sponsor taiping zoo's TIGERS.

ROFLMAO!

lookit its balls. look properly. its very obscene kangaroofic balls.

to all the emo people out there, i'm happy to announce that you have a friend, the emu bird!

cousins for life!

that pretty much sums up my 5-days journey to my respective hometowns. happy NIU year all!

=0

designed by jia xiang, helped by mel and jet and kien yoong and i.

GIVE US THE BEST BOARD AWARD 2009!

learned illustrator cs3, how's it for a first attempt? not easy compared to photoshop...

healing.

you gotta be proud of the ed board's papan kenyataan. yes jia xiang, we're all bangga gila over your creation. that genius artist. you wont see anything wow when you walk through the laluan koko cause none of the boards are really awe-inspiring (including volleyball's ahem i came up with it, bluek). so i suggest you make a short excursion into the corridor where the discipline room's situated before heading to the canteen, and you'll find the best board, no regrets too if you get called by any of the discipline teachers on your way. gotta be worth it. so. go. check. the. baby. out.

haha i did this one! -bangga babi-ing- and it's the firsttt board i've ever done with a calculator beside me. jia xiang applied maths and add maths into completing the board hahahaha! again, the genius freak.

brrr i'm so hungry now i can eat an ox.

fond of square gigantic earrings currently. weird obsessions of mine. i used to like huge ring/spherical earrings too. no, never once my ears got pulled, no worries really. but but..

i was a toddler who pulled mom's dangled earrings because i did not want to attend kindergarten. my mom's cuping telinga has the biggest hole you've ever seen, it's too funny for me to feel sorry for her. LAWL.



TGIF and TGICNY!

will be leaving for muar in like 1 or 2 days time and back to KL for few hours then head north to penang. to sum it up, i'll only be back by next thursday.

yipeee, cny's a healer. it just miraculously heals every single shit i endured in school. i lubbb cny. before i leave,

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR YO!

a pretty bitchy busy tale.

school is nuts. is hell. is worse than it has ever been. school doesnt suck, school skucf, new word by the way.


i lubb chinese new year. is heaven. is cool. better it has ever been. doesnt rocks but focking rocks.



one more day, onee more. TIME, move now. do the thing you do best, move faster.

the best solution

my mind was juggling between sleeping (right now, at 10 pm) or blogging (the best source of wastefulness)

yes keep in mind, i'm wasting my time now but for a good cause.

i'd like a politician or someone who's brave enough to voice out in future that EVERYONE from students especially to working adults to old farts except for infants--because they really sleep too much and ought to wake up more often--should

get at least 10 hours of sleep per day until they can start functioning as a human.

reasonable, aint it? but you cant possibly say we humans sleep at 8 in the evening and wake up by 6 in the morning (i'm actually refering to students' rights only) so i suggest that

school starts at 8.
demolish subjects like XXXXXXXX to make way for more important subjects as such we can finish school earlier
no staybacks

goodnight.

why so sleepy?

never ever ever go to school on a saturday anymore. today shall be my first and last time for the year.


going western these nights and had lasagne for dinner today! spaghetti the day before. my neighbour's maid was kind enough to teach us how to cook the lasagne! -terima kasih in indonesian- (i think my maid was jealous because i kept saying "belajar betul-betul lain kali awak masak ya" and she ignoredddd me.)

julia: i'm so sleepy! i slept at 12 something yesterday..
me: why so late?
julia: i was snatching elaine from ann online! -laughs because she thought it was cool-
ian: -does hand gestures- first, you waste time, waste internet fee, waste electricty, waste sleeping time,.. -shakes head-


i wonder if studying is included.

SUDDENLY, everyone thinks i'm the most artistic person ever landed on earth. SUDDENLY i see, i have three fucking boards to design when all i ever knew was graphic design. SUDDENLY,

i'm fucked up.

i need some laughs.

eye test?

didnt they just put a smile on your face XD

let it rock.

a normal person's immediate reaction : kylie was happy and proud to get the late tag.

but for someone else,

LJY says:
eh that pass LEWAT
LJY says:
pls la
LJY says:
put at mouth samo

.___________________.ll weird response kan?

laine's camera is THE ultimate drug for boredom.

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heyyy yoo, chinese new year is around the corner! tong tong tong chiang tong chiang! the only few times in the year when i get a closet-renewal, which freaking female wont be happy huh? and am i the only one who's concerned bout the january cny? why is cny arriving quickier each year? will we actually get to celebrate cny in december after 5 years? WILL WE? WE WILL? OH NO!


shopped for ze brand new 2009 closet; a new sundress, gray cap and a top. still not enough of course. one more week, breath.

AND I HATE IT WHEN MY DAD TAGS ALONG DURING SHOPPING SPREES. BECAUSE HE WILL SAY

that dress?! your ah ma used to wear like this when she was young you know!

too bad too bad, paid.

you took that from the rubbish bin?

-does the imaginary strangling gesture-

looks like beggars' clothes..

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. GEK SAM RIGHT!

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GOOD NEWS PEEPS!

CATS GIVEAWAY!

my sister's beloved cat was rogol-ed again. the amount of cats we have are now multiplied -- not four not five not six

BUT EIGHT.
one freaking subur old auntie.
three teenagers. (two boys, one girl)
four newborn (just today) kittens. (gender still unknown)

takers? please take them away please please PLEASEEEE. FOR FREE. PLEASE. or you might see them wandering around bukit antarabangsa's giant supermarket in no time. :D

too little money.

i err actually errr like errr konserto errr terakhir..... what's wrong with me damnit!

and aiyer hugh dancy WHO EXACTLY? is playing LUKE BRANDON. PUH LEASE, luke brandon should have STRAIGHT NEAT HAIR, DARK DEEP EYES, MANLY BUSINESSLIKE FACE, maybe not as perfect as edward cullen but he REALLY SHOULDNT LOOK LIKE

THIS!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. such disappointment! i cant bearrrr this!

but yay becky looks good, i dont care what you say bout she should look uglier and girl next door-ish, hahaha! good looks, great movie, happy happy. full stop.

now now, who wants a shopaholic day out with me? XD