holding on, holding strong.

note; should you see anyone with the blue bottle, he's mine so back off. XD





no he can't read my poker face.

prehiatus.

today was not like any ordinary day.



1. i actually got HIGHEST for intervensi's.. dum dee dum.. ENGLISH PAPER. LIKE OH MY GODDD THIS EX CHINESE SCHOOL GIRL CAN GET 92 FOR ENGLISH AH? ESSAY ALSO DUNNO HOW TO WRITE PROPERLY? AH? okay i missed out some parts:



- it was only comprehension and summary.
- one point is equivalent to four marks.
cat wrote
he went to THE bed instead of he went to bed and found herself four marks behind others. LOL.
- i copied the answers straight from the passage, no further thoughts at that moment.


that's why people, think like a chinese school student. think straight and st.. nothing, nothing. you might be surprised at the outcome.



2. skipped TWO PERIODS of kepeng's class. god you have absolutely no idea how much i hate, loath, abhor, hate, loath, abhor and other bombastic words similar to 'hate' her increasingly each day. she's like chris brown, they both just deserve a punch on their face, don't they? better, they should just be squashed into a punchbag.

137 bina ayats; kylie's believe it or not.


3. to enable us to skip that particular two periods (seriously i dont know how people can skip class for so long. walked around for what seemed like the entire school and it was only 15 minutes long.), we participated in this ASEAN quiz. so random, i know! likeee one minute i was going to toilet, next i'm sitting at 5 beta cracking my head over

what is the capital of ASEAN?
when was ASEAN formed?
when did Cambodia first joined ASEAN?
what are the three pillars of...dont remember..?
name the countries in ASEAN. oh yes finally something i know!

so on, so forth.

scored PATHETICALLY. and congratsss to y'all who made it! make me proud okay! haha. i'm really really fine, puhlease. i have better things to study than about ASEAN.



4. max stalked jun ying for two years, and admired his fast-paced walk. HOR, HORNY HOR HON HERNG HOR! XD


5. found a wallet YAY THERE'S 11 BUCKS IN IT AND MANY MANY COINS. no larh it's going to the teachers tomorrow..


6. conducted someee LAME surveys and i was PROUDLY categorized under FARNY, LOUD, NONE OF THE ABOVE and NO COMMENTS.

none of the above and no comments as in:
is kye li in the hot/cute/pretty category? XD

unbreak my heart, say i'm pretty again...


7. THE julian yee was picture-harrassed by this female slutty student of our age at the planetarium. the story begins as julian was -insert whatever he was doing at that time-, then a girl whom everyone there described as NOT SO GOOD LOOKING LAH randomly stood beside julian with a camera phone at ready.

CHIK CHAK.

" julian (she saw his name tag!), why are you looking downwards! come again! "

HAVE U SEEN SUCH..SUCH..DESPERATE..WOMAN..IN..YOUR..LIFE..

now you know.


8. i witnessed the slowest eater on earth, yes today!

AJA AZMAN.

she took her own sweet 20 minutes of recess removing tauge, siham and daun kucai from her kuey tiaw, waited for it to COOL DOWN because she BURNT HER TONGUE or something similar when first contacted. then she swirled the tiaw-tiaws around with a fork, slowly, gently, carress the kuey-kuey. no, not in the mouth yet. then roll them up and precisely curled them comfortably onto the spoon. WAIT FOR THEM TO COOL DOWN AGAIN.

lyke,
oh my god just put those poor kuey tiao into your mouth already, you'd say.

*not the best person to describe, lack vocab. hana should do try describing in your blog! XD


9. best part of the day?

WE ESCAPED ORAL!
after memorizing till the brain cells went scrawny and eventually curl themselves into a...
ala whatever, the brain cells either damaged or died.

doctor sheela'sss sarcasm is unbeatable. you rock, doctor. XD

10. i'm safely home. i'm going to bed, not to the bed, cat! XD





an awwwwkward day it was, no?

piece of advice,

RESPECT
THE
ELDERS.

pianist i am!

GUESS WHAT!

i'm about to learn to play SECRET and the PIANO DUET OF XIAU YU AND XIANG LUN this coming tuesday!

THANKS SIFU AJA!


pray that i dont travel 20 years back after playing..















no wait, i'm only sixteen!

秘密.

dont laugh.




i just watched secret and now i'm obsessed with jay chou and she-is-so-cute-but-what's-her-name? and the piano. XD

so sweettttttt that it hurts to watch.

i lacked understanding too. even aja could understand better! the subtitles were gibberish. her name XIAU YIU became light rain. stupid direct translations.. and taiwanese mandarin's too fast to be understood! zzzz, so now i'm watching it again at mysoju.com!

bye.

sports day 09.

was immemorably sad.happy.disappointed.nostalgic.dramatic.

before i begin, congrats to green. yes alyyy, gloat all you want. =)

cooke's last overall (next year okay you juniors, next year.) but at least we didnt go back empty handed..

hope this can cheer you people up? sigh.

PAPAN KENYATAAN TERBAIK 2009 YO!

here's the embarrassing episode of me in front of the entire students and teachers of smk sbu. we were declared the best board, so i ran with tears of joy and the scream of a hyena from the back, hugged some people, realized julian (the captain) didnt move an inch to claim the prize. weird i thought. the teachers gave us a moment for our satisfactory cheer, and continued waiting. WHY ISNT JULIAN MOVING ALREADY? THEY'RE WAITING HELLO! then at the spur of the moment, mel pushed dharr and i forward; we hopped on the rostrum thing? and respectively thanked them for our very mini hamper. both of us ran back to the crowd, WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD, WHY IS THERE SILENCE?

i hooray-ed at the top of my lungs, hamper above head.
oops big mistake.

everyone was silently watching. including teachers, that VVIP datuk wira guy.... THANK GOD IT WAS FREE BSL DAY MAN. or i'll get another pink form written:

"MENJERIT DENGAN KUAT (MENGANGGU KETENTERAMAN TEMASYA SUKAN)"
it was my very own syok sendiri moment, you see.

just for referencee and mel, you can grab em here!


well to shirtliff, you people put on a really tough fight, had our heads cracking and totally stressed up, it was indeed competitive but there could only be one winner. so dont be dejected kay, cooke's last for cleopatra's sake!

this was what, 6 am in the morning, ROCKING THE SCHOOL as aly quoted, decorating tents.

last minute touch ups..

voila!
eh sorry to those whom i chased back to the tents, it was for our own good. you'll feel it when you reach form five, trust me, you'll get so annoyed at juniors walking EVERYWHERE but their own comfy tent.

he's hot aint he. havent thought of a name.. suggestions?

muz in gold baju melayu and the awesome sepanduk. it says

COOKE DOES NOT BUILD CHARACTERS. COOKE REVEALS IT.

here comes the CLEOPATRA with MAXIMUM SEX APPEAL, CHARMING UP TILL YOUR SLEEVES and GORGEOUSLY BEAUTIFUL. yes dhar, you're undeniably the hottest mascott after julian shane. XD

THE BEST PART YOU ASK?
i'm great pals with cleo. we meet everyday but weekends. here, photo evidence.

it's okay it's alright xinyi and the rest of the marching team, you people were AWEEEESOMMMMEEEEE, synchronized as ever, and most importantly, the spirit! you know you did your very best, so dont give up just yet, we'll eventually win the best march past some year!

here here grab your picca. :D

and to all the tug o warriors of cooke, dont let the disappointment conquer you, we were fantastic but just not good enough i guess. you all did your very best so cheer up! =]

the best looking captain (self declared by the captain himself) and the overly spirited for the GUYS' tug o war till she was carried away by a stretcher (WHAT HAPPENED WEH HAHAHAHA) asst captain. butttt thanks for supporting me during 4x400m, elaine. we couldnt have beaten prouse without it, haha kidding!

cleo my best friend, puteri arab (supposedly princess jasmine from aladdin), the childish samurai, mother nature (yes it's a she and she exists!) and the drooling knight.

OH YES I MENTIONED I WAS IN 4x400M RIGHT.
suddenly three out of four of the track runners sustained injuries. one minute i was chattering in the very very 'comfy' tent, next minute i was forced to round the field with SPEED. few said i wasnt half bad; last minute runner with zilch stamina, no spiked shoes, long freaking track bottom surrounded by people who have been running for life, how's that? managed 3rd (15 cm to 2nd i think or whatever!) when it was my turn, got forth overall.. larhhhhh, wasnt that bad right? joe yee wei mae dhar and i were never athletes and we werent last!

SO TO THE THREE OF YOU and ahem myself larh, GOOD JOB GOOD JOB!

juliaaa and i. one of the mastermind for the board. i'll bring your share on tues kay!

joe yee and i. apparently she was the ONLY ONE who signed on my shirt. this year's sports day too busy larh didnt even go around trading souvenirs.. sobbb T__T

xin wei and i. dont be disappointed girl, you are still the best secretary for cooke!

daryl; there's a reason why i post his pic up. he was actually sitting with us, butt (not tetapi but BUTT) facing green as all the members cheered their lungs off when the overall result was announced.

WORST PART, he BOO-ed and laughed, say wanna be a cooke.
kill him, greens. recognize him thru this pic, then hunt him down kay. haha.


ok this was when i went SIAO after winning the best board
i loveee you mel. for everything. we'll rock redbox on monday!

ajaaaa kita sama sama happy with our hampers yeh!

presenting captain julian! dont blame yourself for the lost. nurul too! we're strong cookegyptians.

FINALLY THE SHITS WILL STOP FLOWING, RIGHT HASEEF! WE CAN PAY ATTENTION TO SPM YAY!
wait since when you got a medal? eh?

yinnie. organize the monday's karaoke outing already!

larh now i regret not getting souvenirs..

haha, this was actually nicole's number. thanks for the good luck girl. congratsss too!

you probably had like 10 souvenirs on your shirt. sheesh. i wanttt moreee. =(

once a cooke, forever cooked.

i'll be back for our victory next year!

tomorrow's THE day. (other than SPM of course) whatever happens happens, i'll cherish my last sports day in high school.

happy competing! spread the cookies egyptian's love!


hair (a strand or two) --> gold --> tomorrow! (unless prohibited)

intervenshit.

*title taken from aja.

hello? where's everyone? i thought it was a mutual thing that we put aside books and sit for intervensi with nada knowledge? hellooo??? am i the ONLY ONE here? HELLOOOOO YOU KIASU A SCORERS?

YOU PEOPLE SUCK LARH. now im gonna be the only one to get zero in alpha. last in alpha, worse than you elaine. hmph.

mel's second attempt to draw a scarab. your art class didnt help much wehh~ it still looked..

OK BUT THIS ONE LOOKED JUST FINE:


GUESS WHO? TENG WHO? IAN WHO? IAN TENG WHO? HAHAHAH! SERVE YOU RIGHT, TOOTHLESS!

me: chi chin, draw a portrait of me!
ian: just draw a face and dot dot dot dot it..
me: -hits ian- draw him without his ugly teeth. (check it out when you see him smileee like this, :D)
ian: TOOTH ok, it's just stucked up on my nose..
everyone: blink blink.

you're one funny nerd larh teng. funny nerd.


put that in my wishlist yo! 29th june june 29th.

my rock, my personal miracle, my solid ground, my healer, my elixir of love, my other half, and undeniably my soul mate.

it has been like this for two years and it will remain as it is for as long as fate brings us together.

thanks for the two years of everything good life has to offer. you've been, nothing like any words in dictionaries, not even indescribable.

lucky, successful, awesome, nerdy, 4.0 GPA nineteenth birthday, sayang.

i heart you.

i'll be your dream
i'll be your wish
i'll be your fantasy
i'll be your hope
i'll be your love
be everything that you need.


<3

presenting..

at least i know i have something to be proud of when i leave sbu this year.

laugh out louds.

taken from www.thetwistedstethoscope.blogspot.com again. read, enjoy, laugh.


“What if Malaysia is attacked?”

Firstly we must rest in the peace of mind knowing that Malaysia is already a difficult country to invade by virtue of the fact that it’s hard to locate. Malaysia is like a the secret level or the hidden power-up mushroom in a Super Mario Bros. game. You can only get to it by stumbling upon it. NO ONE knows where Malaysia is, despite valiant efforts by our government to educate the world.

We have tried everything. Hosting the Commonwealth Games, building an F1-level track circuit, dropping the Proton Wira in the North Pole, getting a Malaysian to sail by himself halfway around the world, etc etc. But yet, people don’t know where Malaysia is. The Government’s efforts have been for naught. Some might say , “We’ve tried everything. What to do, they are ignorant”. But to me, this is not constructive criticism. I feel that instead of spending billions of ringgit building infrastructures and hosting sporting events we can’t win, we should be more direct and erect billboards in all major capitals of the world. The billboards will show an appropriately labeled map of South-East Asia, with the countries surrounding Malaysia coloured in green, while Malaysia itself is coloured in neon pink. Each country should be labeled with clear, block letters except Malaysia, which will have a HUGE orange arrow pointing to it with the words ‘THIS IS M A LA Y S I A’. This method saves money and time because the moment foreign people read the billboards, they not only know immediately where Malaysia is, but they will also think , “Where the hell is South East Asia?”. Imagine the conversation between top army officials on the eve of their attack on Malaysia.

TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Are we ready to attack Malaysia?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Yes. The men are ready. The vehicles and artillery are ready. This invasion should take no longer than 2 days.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Good job. How long will it take to move our troops there?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : There?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Yeah. There. Malaysia.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Uh, I thought you handled that.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Me?I don’t bloody know where Malaysia is!
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Hell I don’t either!Shit, this could be a logistic problem. You sure you have no idea?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : No sir.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Alright, to be sure, let’s check the computer
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Okay. . the computer says that West Malaysia is a peninsulasituated between Singapore and Thailand.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Wait…west?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Yeah, the East of Malaysia is situated below thePhillipines, and it shares borders with Brunei and Indonesia.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : What in the name…?There’s two Malaysias?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Yeah…separated by the South China Sea
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : So Malaysia is near China then?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : Not quite actually. The South China Sea is to the immediatesouth of Thailand, Myanmar and Cambodia.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Alright, enough with this crap. We can’t allow unimportantdetails like geography to hinder the destructi…liberation ofMalaysia. Tommorow, we attack both East and West. And to be safe, let’s take out Cambodia, Myanmar, Indonesia, Bruneiand the South China Sea.
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 1 : And what about Thailand?
TOP ARMY OFFICIAL 2 : Leave it. End of year vacation.

Thus, the confusion among the ranks on the exact location of their target will send at least half the invading forces to nearby Australia and Hong Kong. But that still leaves us with the other half. But again, rest assured for we have our natural resources to rely on. Imagine now, the invading army on the horizon, marching on the horizon, guns at the ready. This is how we Malaysians respond:

-We gather a thousand or so expendable people. By ‘expendable’ I mean people who have not played a significant role in Malaysia’s progress, and hence, will not be missed, for example, national football players, Proton engineers, students in Business and History, Ah Bengs and of course, Fauziah Latiff. We get them to charge madly across the battlefield, scream in fury, and maybe yell out a battlecry or two, some good examples are “ YEARGHHHHHH!!!” and “ARGHHHHHHH!!”(Fauziah Latiff may have some pitching problems with this).

But here’s the secret. We give each person a weapon. A weapon of incredible power and destruction.

A durian.

Have you ever seen a Mat Salleh react to a durian?It’s like putting two reactive chemicals together on a small metal plate and heating them up with a nuclear bomb. The moment the Mat Salleh sees the durian his face will immediately turn into a shade of green rivaling that of the durian itself, which will then followed by fainting, convulsions, coma and death. This is if he doesn’t choke on the pungent smell. Many moons ago, and I swear this is true, an episode of Fear Factor featured the durian as the second stunt. The second stunt, as many of you not living in Shah Alam know, is considered the Gross Stunt, where usually contestants have to eat gross stuff like cockroaches, intestines, maggots, penises, live worms, brains, eyeballs, fish eggs, wow are you still reading this?, century eggs, tables, chairs, babies, small children, etc etc.

I for one cannot fathom the absurdity of placing the durian as a gross item for indulgence. For us Malaysians, it is a delicacy for crying out loud!It’s literally marked on our calendars as a day of reverence and importance as we savour the King of Fruits.

And so that’s our first line of defence, opening up durians and throwing them towards the enemy soldiers. The combination of the thorns, yellowy goo and the smell will make any enemy think twice of invading.

gangsterism.

When it comes to membership, every gang has at least one

1) Fat Person that everyone calls Fatty. Or, if your gang is particularly cruel, Slimmy.

2) Hot Girl that almost every guy in the same gang has tried to get it on with, but to their dismay, she ultimately settles for an uglier guy or someone outside the gang

3) Guy of Questionable Sexuality. This is the only one who did not try to get it on with the above Hot Girl.

4) Pervert. This is the master of porn downloads, and has memorized all the Japanese AV Idols.

5) Romeo. The guy who was the FIRST to try it on with the Hot Girl. Always has a girlfriend, much to the disdain of Guy of Questionable Sexuality

6) Kiasu A scorer. Hardly hangs out with the gang, but is kept around for homework help and occasional exam tips. He needs the gang too,to be reminded of how conversation with humans take place.

7) Sad Minority. This is the funniest one. The only Indian in an all Chinese gang or the only Chinese in an all Indian gang, or other various permutations. Usually speaks with the same accent/slang as the majority of the gang. Best person to make fun of.

Now, if you have scanned the list and realized that you don’t have a particular individual in your gang, then you are most definitely that person.

taken from http://www.thetwistedstethoscope.blogspot.com/, a veryyy witty blogger no?

an epiphany.

valentine's day should be abolished. i have 10 solid facts.

1. 99 roses? they'll die eventually, unless faked but that's beyond the point.
2. couples dont need another day to celebrate; there's already anniversary and two birthdays in a year.
3. only 0.5% of the population in the world would actually celebrate.
4. the other 99.5% keep on waiting and some might bleed.
5. it creates stress. for couples: is he gonna give me anything? is he gonna say anything? did he even plan? for those who are still single: arent i getting any cupcakes, interactors?

thanks aja. =)

6. the most popular girl in school will be troubled with gifts, gifts and gifts. whoever said she's happy?
7. girls get green with envy at that most popular girl.
8. you might get pranked. like someone i know :D
9. you build your hopes high and eventually crumple and shatter and crush into pieces. because she/he aint responding. because she/he is most probably someone from number 6.
10. it's impossible for people with long distance relationship to even celebrate! LIKE ME!

and a bonus fact: married couples like my parents will never get to go for a romantic candlelight dinner because their children must tag along. XD

dont you just wanna nod your head and start a petition now or some sort! i'm so matured now eh, jy. :D happy valentine's baby :D



oh oh oh my magic crystal ball just revealed TEN blank sheets of intervensi papers by the name of tee kye li! it previewed a dual display of her sleeping at home and hitting mel's chair for the answer, whichever choice she might decide by tomorrow: to get a tidak hadir or tidak ada apa apa?

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY YUKI CHONG and CONGRATS ON THAT GOLD MEDAL YO!


HELENA, NICOLE, ZUI KHAI, JULIAN, KESSLER and NABIHAH, COOKE's proud of you. XD


i want best board for sport house award 2009.

i love you my dear valentine.
you're one rare person i will always love.

hidup cooke!

i missed out one week of homework, lessons and teachers i 'loveeee' for that embarrassing ping pong tournament and cooke's majestic board. realised how rebellious i've became now that i'm a SENIOR. i can easily say 'dont care' to skipping lessons. i can freely mutter 'i've got one bsl already, i dont care if i get another'. i can without hesitantly say 'dont bother' to intervensi. oh shit i havent studied! dont bother.


here's some pics from the ping pong tournament held at smk seri mutiara. took off in a 9 seater van with more than 15 people, so mel and mei yin had to sit facing us... then..

mei yin: i feel like vomiting.
mel looked perfectly fine and contented. talking non stop.

upon reaching seri mutiara,
mei yin: -head on knees, about to vomit-
poi and i: do u feel like vomiting mel?!
mel: -looks perfectly fine, again- yes.

=SSSS laughed like shyt!

here's my ping pong doubles partner, cat! we got a nil in one of the sets HAHAHAHA but hold it, our rivals were last year's silver medalist, we dont have proper training, we just learned pingpong a day before.

the straight guysssss especially daryl ish ish ish. why because they disapprove of that same-sex couple hmph. they were so cute together i tell you and you wont have any biased thoughts after seeing them together. SO CUTE LARH i miss those tsun jin people. =( it's a looooongggg storyyyy.

cat's disgusting everyday drink. :S

sorry yin i looked better in this pic! haha.

mel's SUPPOSEDLY victory meal.

conclusion is
1. ping pong sucks.
2. they should provide a bigger table.
3. a heavier ball because hell, i'm too strong and the ball keeps going out of the table.
4. bigger bat.

i sure get champion one like that..

nuff said bout that shameful tournament. i did quite well larh in singles, got a free walkover YIPEEE so i'm not last in the group and ALMOST ALMOST beat this pudu girl. i have great talent, if only i had a coach, you'll die, confucian.


moving on..
WE FINISHED COOKE'S BOARD OH YAY OH YAY OH FREAKING YAY!

after more than a month of hard work, tears (we cried alot throughout the process =S), stress and worries.. it paid off. 10 years or more from now, i'll always recall how

1. julia pan screams at people to not walk past the board's corridor. (scarier than me i swear)
2. we get worried everyday we leave the board and returning to school early to ensure that nothing falls apart.
3. mel and i stayed back till 6.30pm.
4. i cried like shyt when the pillars finally stabilizes themselves on the board. our board is very freaking fragile, so if anything goes DOWN while YOU observe or even TOUCH, you're dead, so so so dead.
5. we cursed.
6. we worked so well and great as a team. you people were awesome.

mel's attempt to draw a portrait of elena cooke the comical version. HAHAH~

part of the board.. i'm still waiting for the pics from julia so patience :D

prouse's ajk board turned glittery with purple.

and hi miss elena cooke, you were on GREEN's board for some technical errors. the worst part, jet argued that this was miss green. LAWLLLLL.

me. six freaking thirty in school.

mel. six freaking thirty in school.

they look so cute together dont they XD and whoever it was, the egyptian athletes werent wearing pampers ok. they didnt invent clothes yet.

the fanfreakingtastic pharaoh.

the oh-dear-we-gotta-clean-up-the-mess and the-clock-is-ticking-too-fast..

the stress and why-isnt-this-working..

the concentration..

the teamwork.. (because even ian was helping)

the fatigue and tension..

the we-need-more-ideas-from-ian-and-books..

the i'm-busy-but-i-can-still-pose-for-the-camera..

everything paid off regardless which board claims the prize. i love you mel, dharr, julia, cat, meiyin, xinwei, hels, nikhi, szekitt, julian, nurul, ian, kessler and very-damn-sorry-if-i-forget-your-name. you people are the BEST to work with! also haseef, jet, aly, yee ming and people from other houses that lent a helping hand in the process. I LOVE YOU AWESOME COMMITED PEOPLE!

so what if we did not study for intervensi right?
puan lee: board or intervensi?
us: board.

we rock. happy valentine's!