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here's an inside joke of 4 sc. alpha.

during sejarah.
teacher: apakah tanaman yang dikenakan cukai yang paling tinggi dan berapakah harganya?
student 1: padi!
teacher: -pinches- apa ni?! mana ada padi?
student 2: errrrrr padi huma!
teacher: -spastic expression- -pinches student 2-
student 3: jagung cikgu, jagung!
teacher: -pinches, again- salah!
student 4: bawang?
teacher: -glared at her with an annoyed look- -pinches without hesitant, again!-
student 5: -moving backwards- buah-buahan? sawi? sayur? tembikai?? SAWI KAN SAWI?
teacher: -pinches so hard that student 5 almost cried out loud-
student 6: nanti cikgu nanti, saya fikir dulu.
teacher: ah, ini barulah kira berilmu. professional sikit!
student 6: -too blur to notice that PADI has been repeated- PADI KAN?
teacher: -pinches again-

ROFL.
and why does student 5 sounds sooo likeeee, me?

guess what's the answer? anggur. HEY I SAID BUAH-BUAHAN! at least i was somewhere close..

before i continue,

HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN KAH MUN!

i think that's the only picture we have together, haha. sorry again for the brain doesnt seem to remember many people's birthdays punctually. =(

wooneelaine, i'mnotbeingasourgrapebecauseihavepeanutbutterandcrackersathometoosoit'snobiggiethatididntgettotasteyours.HMPH.

and
PEANUTBUTTER'SNOTIDEALFORDIET!

well, i still love that peanut butter freak. =0



shall be attending this camp perpaduan for badan beruniform tomorrow. you should be expecting pictures, all my inactive readers who never seem to comment. XD


it's august first, holy. one year and six months and definitly counting. i miss you, you nerd.

told you it wasn't good'bai'.

haha, i'm obsessed over the word bai. can't stand my 'lala'ness?

mod maths has always been one of the many lessons i neglect in school. just can't stand the syllabus because i guess add maths seems much more challenging? as usual i'll be chatting away with kim or start hunting for food from julia to munch on. 1pm onwards is officially when my hungry-starving-famished mode turns on. -winks, prefects, winks-


today, puan normah brought some bizzare trigonometry thingy to class. everyone went wow-wow-wow when she managed to do some 'tricks' with it. and as usual, i wasn't paying attention because i got lost somehow when she was instructing us to move the trigonometry thingy here and there.

i guess kim was the same lost sheep too, because she started a 'msn conversation' on a piece of paper.

i nudged her! as in

----
ngiy nuj has sent you a nudge!
----

ps. ngiy nuj's my nickname in msn! XD go figure.

i 'left' the conversation. HAHAHA.

mel joined in because she spotted my hand under the desk, trying to reach out for my bread.. fralalala~

if you can't read clearly, it actually says

mel t says:
KYE LI, FUCK U! STOP EATING LA, DAMN ANNOYING!

kian has left the conversation.
ngiy nuj has left the conversation.

LOL!!! i hope buddha forgives you for the F word, mel. =D

a clearer shot of our favourite household word,

not that it was enough. mel started drawing. =.=
yes, it was a stick figure of her aiming her gun at a stick figure of me.

HEY KIMBERLY ATE TOO OKAY.

oh yes, speaking about food.


belgium chocolates are love + fats + love!

crunchie has as much love as the calories content too. but so what? size doesn't matter, big is cute! -improvised version of kancil's quote to attract buyers-

mom: what's that? waffle?
me: it's HONEY POKEY! not a waffle! it's chocolate coated honey pokey!
mom: it's a waffle, honey pokey's a nicer term.

what's wrong with my honey pokey, love? T_T


MWAHAHAHA. watch me as i attack my honey pokey. =)



btw btw, what if, i say what if

it's this short?

you will never say 'bai bai'.

i'm lazyyyy to update - assessment 2's next freaking week.

sejarah is really killing me. i still remember during form 1, we have many pictures, less words in the textbook. now? all i see is alphabets. worse still, the tokohs have similar names!

shall be inactive for some time now till assessment ends. bai!


i love you mega sale, i love you!

i wanna hold your hands.

we were webcamming and i demanded to see his face.

this is what he showed me instead



haha, i wish!

the darlings.

reasons why i shouldnt join judo.

on friday i stayed back for volleyball training, so i left my bag in the bilik serba in case it gets dumped into the male's toilet again. i'm extremely leaving-bag-alone-on-a-friday-evening-phobic now. the judokas were supposed to be training for some grading there too. out of randomness, i asked mok whether i'm a potential judoka. well who knows, i might have some undiscovered talent and we should all explore it. =) she said, i'll trip you and we'll see if you can fall with stability. sounds like wtf, but i was dumb enough to agree. as we were in this funny position, where she's about to trip me with her leg so that my whole body topples downwards, i spotted laine running outside searching for us. i started shouting for her and ignored mok who was saying, i'm going extremely slow now.

then kaboom. i choked. my chest felt like as though its contracting, it was getting harder and even harder to breath. i almost died and all i heard was chuah's annoying laughter.

on that moment, i swore, judo is not my thing. i'm moky-phobic too now.


maybe renjer puteri's kawad is.

copying is what we do best.

me - gniy nuj; http://miss-eilyk.blogspot.com.
kimberly - kian.

kian. says:
kyeli...i dont think im coming to school on monday
kian. says:
if you are going...i want all your homework...can?
gniy nuj; http://miss-eilyk.blogspot.com says:
what if i forget?
kian. says:
just remember...when someone ask you for homework..you turn to your..left
kian. says:
and notice the empty space there
gniy nuj; http://miss-eilyk.blogspot.com says:
what if the one asking for homework is at my left?
gniy nuj; http://miss-eilyk.blogspot.com says:
there'll surely be people replacing your place.
kian. says:
NO ONE IS SITTING ON MY CHAIR!
kian. says:
ask them to butt off


how desperate can people go to copy?

the apple fell too far from the tree.

congrats to the six of my friends.
can't believe that the five out of six of them are actually going to be my classmates. (that's if i still remain in alpha next year.)
and i actually know these people well. god, that's worse isnt it?
these blue monsters will definitly kick my ass off when they spot the scissors in my pencil case.
or food in my mouth.
or dvds in my bag.


i'm so prepared for some bsl(s) next year. =)


anyway, this post is not really for them. no offence laaa people.
it's for you.

i know nothing i say can heal your wounds, but just remember that
everyone will always supports you.
and you still can show that you very well fucking deserve what you should get,
and it's their fucking loss for being blinded,
and that i, will always be there for you.

cheer up yo, you red hot chilli pepper.

ps. cry now!

my 'dady'.

oh this is from my backyard.

the specialty? only blooms at night.

yes no flowers beside cactus bloom at night. except this. =)

it bears dragon fruit too.

dad: smell it!

-smells-

-faints- i just dislike the smell of flowers. they're not romantic, they're smelly.

______________________________________________

and my dad turns ** today. :D

that's, a lot of candles. o.o

it's YAM ice cream. craving now?

and, THEY FREAKING SPELLED DADDY AS DADY. WTF.

HAPPY COUNT-THE-CANDLES BIRTHDAY, DADY!

fit for life.

aja, you're freaking domestic.

ate four out of the six cuppacakes. oh my god.
my pants size's gonna be 'bitch, lose weight' soon.

guys and their stupid egos.

if you think i'm kiasu, you're wrong.
here's a new term - egoistic.

and only guys inherit it.
they always think they are right,
never admit defeat eventhough it's crystal clear that they have lost,
no they'll never say they lost and will fight their asses off just to win,
always go for the best without looking at own's credibility.

only to result in disappointment.

serve you right, guys. you and your stupid egos.

disclaimer: the owner is not directing this post to all the guys out there who might be reading this,

she's just pissed at one guy.

it's not what, good girls do.

nat and nurul's birthday outing, pavillion.


the lalas wannabee who both wore the same black stripped shirt! :D

the accomplished pose. after 2 hours of walking, we finally found the bag for yin at nine west. hallelujah.

oh and we actually went into longchamp because i spotted this handbag which totally suits yin from the outside, not knowing it costs 1.6k. yay. thanks sales girl, i've never heard of longchamp, ha-ha.


redbox;

she always has this-is-my-home-so-i-can-do-whatever-i-want pose.

the celebrated one, natalie lim poi yin.

the celebrated two, nurul nabila.

brunch.
yes i eat like a freaking horse, so?

nurul.
julie.

elaine.

annie.

kimmie.

i found the perfect place to camwhore!

girlslet. aka toilet.

second attempt: nate's still not in the picture! =(

WOW BRILLIANT IDEA TO FIT EVERYONE IN THE PICTURE KIM, WOW WOW WOW.

mellie: we can finally put on our shades!

oklah, i follow lah.

the women-in-purple wannabee of men-in-black look.

when women-in-black gets not so serious. why so serious?


officially my shades-accompanying & camwhoring partner.

we drank this.

and went high.

still high.


flying-kite high.

watch melissa tang and elaine chiong singing WEI YI by wang lee hom. HOT!




the background sound was me.



BEST OUTING YO. perfect movie too. dark knight is a must-watch!

dad and i spotted a flamingo standing with one feet on the street post.
mom: it's fake lah! as decorations only. for god's sake, don't be stupid.

no, she was serious!

your she-is-my-friend-so-i-had-to-greet-her hellos are annoying the hell outta me. what is your freaking problem?